R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm bleeding and have questions
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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