I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
