Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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