Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
