Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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