Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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