What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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