I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The beer is more important than you right now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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