Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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