sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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