Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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