i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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