Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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