We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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