Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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