YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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