I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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