How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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