You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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