I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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