some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize