Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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