Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize