WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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