it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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