its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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