I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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