There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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