Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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