You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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