I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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