Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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