I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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