Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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