I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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