Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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