I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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