did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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