So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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