kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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