we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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