Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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