Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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