Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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