windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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