belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
