Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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