Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you didnt know i had herpes?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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