Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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