check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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