Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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