Already got asked if we're dating
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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